May 25th, 2013

After seven Bluth-less years the wait is finally over, and Hypable is here to help you celebrate Arrested Development’s season 4 with a sugar rush. Check out the show’s drinking game here.

I better have Monday or Tuesday off. Mama’s gon’ be wasted.

(Source: thesixofspades, via qats)

May 24th, 2013

Adventure Time, delicious food, cats!, Chicago, Ben.
Asketh - actualhumandisaster

This is accurate!

ianthe:

Old Economy Steve.
It hurts.

ianthe:

Old Economy Steve.

It hurts.

(via somanyparcels)

what are the top five Things you associate with me

actualhumandisaster:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

eh?

(Source: awastrelmescalined)

staticpallor:

moon-dreams:

onebigmeshi:

Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!

Aggressive tears

Places I need to be at!

(via kkpurry)

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

(via qats)

latkemonster:

A giveaway, what! 
Because of a mixup, I am in possession of two of this lovely dress from Modcloth. Since I only need one, and it’s lovely, and I love my lovely followers, I decided to give it to one of you! 
It’s a size 4X from Modcloth, and it’s stretchy. It fits me nicely at a 22/24, and I would safely say that it could fit one size up and down. 
This is a short thing. It ends at midnight (CST) on Monday (as in the end of Sunday/beginning of MOnday) Reblogging counts as an entry, and following me will count as another one. Have your askbox open, and if I haven’t heard from you in 24 hours, I’ll select another winner. 
I think that’s all! 

latkemonster:

A giveaway, what! 

Because of a mixup, I am in possession of two of this lovely dress from Modcloth. Since I only need one, and it’s lovely, and I love my lovely followers, I decided to give it to one of you! 

It’s a size 4X from Modcloth, and it’s stretchy. It fits me nicely at a 22/24, and I would safely say that it could fit one size up and down. 

This is a short thing. It ends at midnight (CST) on Monday (as in the end of Sunday/beginning of MOnday) 
Reblogging counts as an entry, and following me will count as another one. 
Have your askbox open, and if I haven’t heard from you in 24 hours, I’ll select another winner. 

I think that’s all! 

Last night I had a dream that I met Alan Rickman at a meet and greet of some sort. We were talking for longer than normal (you can’t talk long at meet and greets) and then we just locked eyes and knew that something was happening. I waited until he was done with the thing and then we were headed back to his hotel room for *more talking. That’s when I got a text message from my husband. 

latkemonster:

thoney918:

alibuttons:

theheftyhideaway:

THEY RESTOCKED THIS ON FOREVER21 PLUS! My fat Peg Bundy summer aesthetic is near completion! Now, how many of you yinzers wanna go on a public pool date with me one of these Fridays?

Does anyone know if the 3X stretches enough to fit a size 24??

^ I have the exact same question!

I don’t know how helpful this is, but Forever 21 3X dresses and shirts fit me well (sometimes roomy) at a 22/24. 

NEED! BEN I’M BUYING THIS TOMORROW> *I also have Peg Bundy dreams.*

latkemonster:

thoney918:

alibuttons:

theheftyhideaway:

THEY RESTOCKED THIS ON FOREVER21 PLUS! My fat Peg Bundy summer aesthetic is near completion! Now, how many of you yinzers wanna go on a public pool date with me one of these Fridays?

Does anyone know if the 3X stretches enough to fit a size 24??

^ I have the exact same question!

I don’t know how helpful this is, but Forever 21 3X dresses and shirts fit me well (sometimes roomy) at a 22/24. 

NEED! BEN I’M BUYING THIS TOMORROW> *I also have Peg Bundy dreams.*

we-are-star-stuff:

stfuconservatives:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

This is what sick people in America are resorting to. But BEST HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD, right guys?

I live in a third world country and we have free healthcare

but yeah, USA is the greatest country in the world

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I need a dog.

(Source: yugoslavic, via catsgethigh)

May 23rd, 2013
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)


But feminism is so annoying and stupid. <rolls eyes so hard that they fall out>

(via givesvalentines)

nbcparksandrec:

We don’t know Wednesday as hump day, we only know it as Waffle Wednesday.

Jesus….I was made for all of these things.

kathkathkath:

rubthatnub:

McRib is Back by Jonathan Devis

His teacher told him to take art more seriously… and here is his rebuttal on his final project.

who is this person i have such a crush rn

Long lost love.