May 2013
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
misscreaturefeature:
It took me so long to love my belly but now that I’ve began nothing can stop me.
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Pretty sure Beyonce is talking about Candy Crush when she sings “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
radiatorsister:
I’m married to someone I met online. :)
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Sometimes I can be terribly, horribly cruel. It usually just floats around in my head, but I’m afraid that it’s slowly devouring whatever’s keeping it from being unleashed.
gremlinloquacious:
Day 8400.57 Still not Dawn French
Dawn French has the best Facial expressions ever!
darlingladylou:
dawn French appreciation spam
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People go to the ER for stupid things
Like, I know people who go to the ER to get antibiotics. THAT’S NOT AN EMERGENCY!
Just so we're all clear
“hamburger meat” is not a thing. That’s called “ground beef”.
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I got an invitation to a wedding and now I need to find a dress. Absolutely excited about this.
ughwhocares replied to your photo: Summer hair, summer glasses.
OMG DID U CUT?!?!!
Yes indeedy! It’s a very asymmetrical bob. The right side of my hair is like maybe an inch long.
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I have three days off this week and I’m still working almost 30 hours. YES.
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Should I cut my hair really short? My hair is long enough now that I can almost braid it, which was a short-term goal/cute summer option. However, short hair would mean that I would sweat less and spend a lot less time getting ready for work. Advice? Alsoooooo, if you say “you’re too fat to cut your hair short” then I’ll make you cry because I am capable of such things.
(574): Paris has not been good for her. Everytime... →
Maddie, IS THIS YOU!?
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We're making the best damn dinner because it's...
Caprese salads on toasted French bread (they didn’t have Italian at Tony’s)
Wine
Pasta salad with balsamic dressing, black olives, parmesan, olive oil and maybe a bit of pesto
more wine
ice cream cones
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I’m so hungry! We literally have nothing to eat and I’m really tired because I got woken up by text messages that made me angry and now I can’t go back to sleep. In closing, Chicago makes me hate all things.
It is too early for this nonsensical bullshit.
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People standing right outside my bedroom window yelling and gangbanging. It’s 2:30. In the fucking morning.
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If nothing else, I learned that in Portland there...
hapaxlegomina:
Those who love Voodoo Doughnuts and adore Tillamook cheese,
And those who hate Voodoo Doughnuts and adore Tillamook cheese.
negaverseprince:
People who don’t know the difference between R&B and Rap.
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