February 2012
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I should not be so happy that my boss cancelled today. I mean, a sound that could only be described as a squeal of delight passed my lips.
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My cat grunts and farts when he poops. He also snores quite loudly when he sleeps. His farts are so loud that they sometimes wake me up. I like it that he grunts, I like it that he farts, and I like it that he snores. I think that when people choose to adopt pets that they should walk away from the kittens and maybe take a closer look at the older cats. You can’t shape them or play with them...
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I DID ALL THE THINGS!
I woke up before noon (ten, to be exact)
Did two loads of laundry
Folded one load (that’s usually Ben’s job, but I decided to score brownie points)
Wrote a blog post for my boss’s blog (I’m a ghost writer)
Watched two episodes of Hoarders and RuPaul’s Drag Race
Watched two episodes of New Girl
Watched one episode of Dance Moms.
It’s been a really...
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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars replied to your photo: This is how small they are!
Are those cupcakes for ant people?!
YES! I actually don’t have any idea why my boss made them or how she even got them into a muffin tin. IT’S A MYSTERY!
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Wedding.
Soooooo, I just found out that my mom is giving us about $800 for the wedding, plus she said that if we go with the old hotel that I looked at forever ago, that she’d put the money up for that, too. Granted, the deposit is completely refundable (I think…I still need to check), but that is so huge! This means that we might be able to actually do more than a dessert buffet! I’m so...
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I'm bored
A Through Z
A - Act your age - 25 B - Boyfriend - Engaged to Bennie C - Chore you hate - Dishes. D - Dad’s name - Christopher E - Essential make up item - Eyeliner F - Favorite actress - Maggie Smith? I really don’t remember G - Gold or silver - Silver H - Hometown - Nappanee, IN I - Instruments you play - None. I’m a turd. J - Job title - Assistant Baker. K - Kids - Arthur-Ragdoll...
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Ana asked for chili,
benetherington:
vicarvelociraptor:
benetherington:
so I went to the store and sliced and diced and got the basics in the pot. Then she kicked me out and took over.
I just caught her adding FREAKING PEANUT BUTTER. Jeezy creezy.
Hahhahaha, this chili is going to be pretty good.
I gotta admit, it was pretty good. It wasn’t recognizable as chili per se, but it was worth a second bowl.
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Ana asked for chili,
benetherington:
so I went to the store and sliced and diced and got the basics in the pot. Then she kicked me out and took over.
I just caught her adding FREAKING PEANUT BUTTER. Jeezy creezy.
Hahhahaha, this chili is going to be pretty good.
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I’m wearing my new Leslie Hall shirt and basking in post-ice cream fatness. This is the life, bitches.
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I’m going to read a book today.
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Ugh, it’s not even 6 am and I’m awake. I like my job, but I hate this part of it. It also doesn’t help that Ben never silences his phone and people text him at four in the morning, waking me up and leaving me unable to get back to sleep.
Happy Friday, dirtbags.
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“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning (via vastpastiche)
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Why I Shouldn't Watch Movies At My Dad's House
lobstermischief:
What I watch:
What my dad walks in to see:
We’re watching this movie right now. WEIRD.
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“Roses are red, Smirnoff was tasted.
This Valentine’s day, I sure am wasted.
So...”
– Karen Walker (via iturnedyouintome)
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If I see one more idiot post about how Jesus is their Valentine, I’m going to throw up in a sealable container and mail it directly to them. Get a boyfriend (or a girlfriend if you’re feeling rebellious), losers.
“A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.”
– Franz Kafka (via amandaonwriting)
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Ben is making me some Pad Thai. Best husband/whatever ever.
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
I can’t stop crying.
(via everythinginthrees)
Not a bit of you is gone— you’re just less orderly.
(via qglas)
My dad was an engineer. He loved science. This made me cry.
(via tofuboots)
THIS. This is how I feel about...
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dovahcuunt replied to your post: I know a lot more about music than you. Yeah there called fun songs that people love to listen to because it makes them happy, just because you don’t think she is a good musician doesn’t mean she isn’t. Bitch please, im 16 years old from Australia, and so what Katy Perry is my idol and im going to stick up for her. if you actually listen to the words of her songs...