February 22nd, 2012

I’m bored

A Through Z

A - Act your age - 25
B - Boyfriend - Engaged to Bennie
C - Chore you hate - Dishes.  
D - Dad’s name - Christopher
E - Essential make up item - Eyeliner
F - Favorite actress - Maggie Smith? I really don’t remember
G - Gold or silver - Silver
H - Hometown - Nappanee, IN
I - Instruments you play - None. I’m a turd.
J - Job title - Assistant Baker. 
K - Kids - Arthur-Ragdoll mix, Vera- Tortie, Dorian-DLH
L - Living arrangements - I live with Bennie, Georgie, Arthur, and Anthony. (2 roommates, 1 fiance, and 1 cat.
M - Mom’s name - Angie
N - Number of people you’ve slept with - This is a weird question.
O - Overnight hospital stays - None, let’s keep it that way.
P - Phobia - Suffocating, choking (I can’t swallow pills. At all.)
Q - Quote you like -  “You need to bring them some shizzazzles, some shimmers and booya sauce. Drop a kazzam on their face, like I did, because they rumble with love.” 
R - Religious affiliation - None
S - Sibling(s) - Okay…Eric (step), Heather (step), Ashley (step), Christopher (step), Anthony, Johnathan (half), and Trever (step, yes, it’s spelled Treee-ver because my step-mom is a dumb bitch). Also, a fun fact: my mom almost named my brother and I Christpher and Ashley, not knowing that she’d eventually marry a man with children about the same age with those exact names. TWILIGHT ZONE!
T - Time you wake up? Not before noon if I can help it. 
U - Unique habit - I have an uncanny mental connection with my mother. It’s bizarre.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat - Brussel sprouts. I’ve tried them a few times to make sure that I still hate them and I always throw up.
W - Worst habit - Being responsible and always being late to work.
X - X-rays you’ve had - Teeth and feet?
Y - Yummy food you make - Pshh…everything I make is amazing. Seriously.
Z - Zodiac Sign - Mumbojumboshittyfake.